Memorial Day apologies
I'm sorry, Jason,
that the computer is rattling and you had to drive far away to buy a replacement part. (Thanks for taking 2 kids with you and making it FUN!)
I'm sorry, Mom,
that you didn't come with me shopping. You will most definitely be jealous of the cute shoes I got on clearance.
I'm sorry, Cooper,
that you DID have to come with me shopping. Not your favorite pastime, but at least you got some great new duds.
I'm sorry, bum,
that i tried to slide down the kids' water slide and the landing was less than pleasant for you. And I'm sorry that the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th try weren't any better.
I'm sorry, Mitchell and Tucker,
that our homemade ice cream had frozen rock-solid chunks of fresh strawberries in it, instead of nice juicy ones. I will remember that for next time.
I'm sorry, massage lady,
that you had to rub my prickly legs tonight. It was only one day of growth, and I was not about to shave them and be late to our appointment. Surely you understand.
We had a great holiday! How about you?
4 comments:
GIRL! You crack meup! Sorry I haven't been in to read your blog much--this vacation has had us hopping! I hope you understand...but I have been thinking of you! Does that count?? :)
VERY funny post...especially the leg hair. I totally have a "5 o'clock shadow" by noon the same day...I don't get it...ugh.
Oh, any homemade ice cream, even with frozen strawberry chunks, sounds awesome! Glad you enjoyed your massage!
HA HA!!
Sounds pretty fun to me....shopping, water slides, and a massage. Who could ask for more?!!
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