Sunday, July 27, 2008

Planning My Demise

Tucker: "Dad, did you know that when you and Mom die, we have to go live in an orphanage?"

Jason: "Well, that's true, but only if you don't have any family to go live with first. But you could go live with your aunts or uncles..."

Tucker: "OH! Aunt Kim and Uncle Brad have a pool! I want to go live with them!"

*** Time elapse: 1 hr ***

Tucker: "Dad, when are you and Mom going to die so I can go live with Aunt Kimmy?"

Dad: (reassuringly) "We're not going to die..."

Tucker: AWWW MAN!!!


Sorry to disappoint you little buddy!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow, that.... is soooo tucker. Jason should of just said yeah, you will live in an orphanage and see what reaction that would of gotten out of the kid. Now Tucker is waiting for you to pass so he can live with Aunt Kim. LOL. I love you Tucker... you always have the funniest things to say.

Jodi said...

Ha ha ha! That is hilarious. Kids don't quite get that concept, do they?

Leslie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Anonymous said...

LOL! Better be careful with any "special" food that Tucker makes for you! :)

mad white woman said...
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mad white woman said...

That is awesome. I think I'll have to share that with many people.

Rushele said...

Gee, I could never imagine Tucker saying those things!!!
Aw, the little ones. So sweet and innocent! Gotta love it!!

Deb said...

Smith gets really sad if he ever thinks about anyone dying, but he does always ask what life would be like with a stepmom. Hmmm.

Cook Zoo said...

HAR Ha ha ha ha!! (gasp) HAR HAR HAR ha ha ha! That's hilarious!!!

My World said...

I hope your life insurance and will are in order!!!

Kim said...

Brad laughed SO HARD! We love our little Tucker!

angie and tyler said...

oh my.

I AM JOE PESCI said...

That is truly hilarious!

Lindsey said...

So Good! Thank you Tucker! That ranks right up there with when he closed his prayer with "I am Jesus Christ." :D

zippy said...

That Tucker, he's always a thinkin' isn't he? Too funny!

Frozen Cacti said...

Too funny!

Julie said...

That's great for your parenting self esteem! I'd put that right up there with my kids always acting better for other people. . .